cakeisnotpie:

So far, I’ve made Alexa:

Play my Clint Barton playlist on Spotify

Play the Star Trek Bridge Sounds ambient noise

Asked it “What’s the terminal airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?” (Answer: Depends if it’s an african or european swallow)

Asked it “What’s the meaning of life, the universe and everything?” (42 is an often cited answer, she said)

Told it to “Open the pod bay doors, Hal.” (I can’t do that, Dave)