concept: anakin sitting in the council room bouncing baby luke on his knees as he adamantly denies having children or attachments
And denies the Council permission to induct Luke and Leia Skywalker (no relation) into the crèche.
Leia runs up to him yelling, “Daddy! Look at this picture I drew of you and me and Mommy!”
He praises her artwork and tells her they will put it on the fridge at home, then turns to Mace and says, “I have no idea who this child is.”
all the comments on this post are the best out of any I’ve ever gotten but Anakin looking Mace dead in the eye and saying “I had no idea who this child is” might honestly be the best addition of them all
Yoda: “your children, these are.”
Anakin: “nope. you know I don’t have any kids, Master Yoda, that’d be forbidden.”
Yoda: “young one. your name, what is?”
Luke: “Luke Skywalker.”
Yoda: *stares at Anakin* “Interesting, this is.”
Anakin: “…. Skywalker is a very common name.”
#okay but consider: bring your child to work day
Yoda: Bring your child to work day, this is
Anakin: Padme was busy and she asked me to babysit
Luke: *tugs on Anakin’s pant leg* Daddy can I get a piggyback ride?
Anakin: Of course honey
Yoda: Called you daddy, that child did
Anakin: …..it’s a nickname
Luke just giggles whenever his daddy says he’s not really his daddy – mommy and daddy had explained it before, that they were playing a great big joke on the Jedi because they were being silly and stupid and needed something funny to lighten up!
Leia just rolls her eyes, but she’s the one who always backs their daddy up. One time, she stared directly into the green goblins face and said, “He’s not my father,” and then turned around and gave daddy a big hug, because that made him feel sad. “So, daddy, when are we going home?” Then we all had a big group hug while the rest of the old people just stared and did nothing.
It was weird, but that’s why we have our joke. We listen to what they say, and then show them the right way.
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