marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???
“this is a dog”
[a bunch of hands fly up]
“you cannot ride it, it is too small”
[all hands go down]
“This is a cat”
*excited whispering*
“They do not use them for weapons, despite their sharp teeth and claws. They often laugh at them and dress them up in ridiculous garments.”
*disappointed muttering*
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