dennys:

Denny’s New Years Resolutions

• Learn something new everyday

• Overthrow the bourgeoisie

• Find out where that music’s coming from, we don’t have speaker systems

• Get that guy out of the claw machine

• Provide transportation for tennis players looking for the Grand Slam

• Eggs

• Milk

• Cheese

• Bacon

• Meet Dua Lipa

• Marry Dua Lipa

• Grow old with Dua Lipa

• Lose weight

• But like, the weight of toxic people in our lives

• More tomfoolery

• 1080p

• Remove curse from parking lot

• Love potato more

• Stop and chew the flowers once in a while

• Stop wasting money on fake ghost dating sites

• Build real ghost dating site

• Figure out how to get ghosts jobs so they can pay for said dating site

• Maybe only the living have to pay? Since it kind of sucks to be a ghost?

• Anyway, resolve to figure this thing out at some point

• More dessert