licieoic:

Can caffeine make Spiderman drunk?

Because spiders get wasted on caffeine and do these bizarre, kinda shitty webs. (Compared to what they normally spin, I mean, I’m not shaming those poor spiders.)

I feel like this has fic potential, esp if Peter liked coffee and/or soda pre-spiderbite and figured out real quick he had to cut cold turkey after waking up and I dunno, his room is covered in weird webs or a night of webslinging he only vaguely remembers, which results in migraines and some confused friends when they see him suffering from withdrawal.