miilkyprism:

I’m not going to hold out on this theory. I’m not going to say it’s going to happen.

What I’m going to say is that I’m crossing my fingers for Max Goof being HDL’s babysitter up until he graduated from high school, and he was surprisingly one of the best babysitters around because he knew how to handle HDL.

The houseboat would be in an uproar, but it wasn’t on fire. It wasn’t sinking. His boys were well fed, bathed, and in their bed/watching tv. Donald didn’t have to comfort the babysitter and hand them tissues.

It isn’t that the boys are bad. They’re adventurous kids that overwhelm their regular babysitter, but that’s not happening with Max Goof.

And knowing Max…he’d get them into such crazy shit.

Also, his father is Goofy. He has gotten into some crazy shit just because of his dad. He’s used to this.

He isn’t used to Scrooge McDuck level adventures, but I can only imagine that’d he adapt pretty quickly to the situation.

Mrs. Beakley is out. Scrooge is out. Donald needs to go out. He cannot leave these children by themselves, so he does a last-minute call to St. Canard, and he prays Max isn’t busy. Fortunately for him, he’s finished exams early for the week and doesn’t have to go to work. Sure, he can.

Naturally, since this is DuckTales shit hits the fan, and Max is extremely protective of these kids.

Just want Max to be this cool older brother figure to the boys and Webby. We all know Webby can demolish him, but he’s so cool and proves that he can take care of himself and makes grilled chicken sandwiches for them.

Let Max Goof be the Steve Harrington of the DuckTales children, and gonna throw Gosalyn Mallard in the mix too.

He will break your face with a skateboard. Don’t touch his kids.