elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doctordragonisback:

wrw47:

freaoscanlin:

toy-dragon:

writing-prompt-s:

A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!

“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”

“Why?”

“To make Karen look like a bitch.”

I like this post because if you follow the analogy, the characters are going to explore the suburbs and fight an SUV. 

“The SUV turns on its headlights. You are now considered blinded for *rolls a d4* 3 rounds.”

Finally a use for “I attack the gazebo.”

I’m 100% sure there is a youtube series for this and it’s fucking hilarious

this exists as a spinoff podcast of an improv podcast, “Hello from the Magic Tavern”, it’s called “Offices and Bosses” and it’s hilarious