capn-beeb:

belovedbright:

faedreamer:

thingtypestuff:

adobeflashplayer:

nightmareonelmstreetreboot:

cutthroat kitchen aka alton brown’s bdsm culinary extravaganza 

What even the fuck

I will never be over the fact that Alton Brown made use of a spreader bar on family tv.

WHAT?!?!?

Alton what are these amateur level shenanigans, lock that thing on