tropicalhomestead:

sappho-official:

sappho-official:

So I was looking up drawing reference and I think I just found my new favorite stock photo of all time

Like there’s just…so many levels to this

1. He’s a businessman holding a sword 
2. He’s in front of the ocean 
3.  It’s in black and white 
4. He’s in like, a fencing stance? For some reason?
5. He’s holding what I think is an arming sword?? Completely all kinds of incorrectly?????? It’s too heavy to be used like that, what the hell man
6.  His left hand looks like he’s doing a jazz hand

For just $575 you can use this image for your business! And if you do, please tell me what the hell your business is.

Don’t talk to me or my Extreme Executive Fencing & Beach Soft Shoe League ever again.