you-are-his-cheeseburger:

Ton: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Retsuko: I did. I broke it-

Ton: No, no you didn’t. Komiya?

Komiya: Don’t look at me. Look at Haida.

Haida: What? I didn’t break it.

Komiya: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Haida: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Komiya: Suspicious…

Haida: No, it’s not!

Tsubone: If it matters – probably not, but – Fenneko was the last one to use it.

Fenneko: *gasp* Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Tsubone: Oh, really? Then what were you doing around the coffee cart earlier?

Fenneko: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticules, everyone knows that, Tsubone!

Retsuko: ok, ok, let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Mr Ton.

Ton: No. Who broke it?

Everyone: …

Haida: Ton, Tsunoda’s been awfully quiet-

Tsunoda: Really?!

Haida: Yeah, really-

Tsunoda: Oh my word-

Everyone: *bickering*

…

Ton: *in another room* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a head on a stick. *turns around and smiles* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.