Y’all When batman put on the bat suit for the first time Alfred was probably just like “honestly? What the fuck master Bruce”
considering alfred raised bruce from age 8 until forever, i’m pretty sure he saw this coming from a mile away he probably wasnt anticipating a bat though
Alfred “I love my emo son” pennyworth
alfred is the dad going into hot topic with his son to buy matching band merch because while he doesnt understand his sons interests, he supports him because he’s having fun and enjoying himself and alfred has fun with it too
Alfred: Bats huh? Ok, I can do bats.