Some Batfamily Headcanon

my-insanity-is-an-artform:

blackistruelove:

my-insanity-is-an-artform:

• Every year around the same time, Jason will go and steal the tyres off the Batmobile. Damien sometimes helps.
• Bruce and Cassandra learned to bake cookies together. Alfred supervised.
• Tim likes to do logic puzzles with Alfred.
• Horror movies are Officially Bat-Banned from Wayne Mansion. 
• So is The High School Musical trilogy.
• Stephanie once replaced Dick’s entire iPod with nothing but the Crazy Frog Song. Dick retaliated and now nobody has an iPod.
• It is an tradition in one Diner that every year, one week to Christmas, Batman, Nightwing, Red Hood, Batwoman, Red Robin, Black Bat and Robin get free hot chocolate and get to sit on the roof. The owners often thrown in free cookies as well.
• Bruce’s typical response to the ‘You’re not my Dad!’ is ‘The paperwork says otherwise!’. It acts as a reminder that Bruce chose them and chooses to love them. 
• Dick managed to rope Jason, Tim and Cassandra into crashing a Justice League meeting and doing the Spanish Inquisition skit. Bruce was the one who said the fatal words.
•  It is collectively agreed by the Batkids that the couch in Bruce’s office is the best place to nap.
• It is second only to his chair in the Batcave.
• Batman banned inter-Batkid prank wars. He said nothing, however, about the Young Justice vs Batkid Battle.
• Stephanie and Damien share a love for Harry Potter.
• Cassandra and Jason once managed to change Arkham Asylum into saying Karma Lay Mush. No one is entirely sure what is means or how they managed it.
• Due to Alfred’s dislike of swearing, Bruce implemented a competition for most creative swears. Winner gets to drive the batmobile at the end of each month and an automatic win if Batman laughs.
• When Cassandra discovered the terrible pasts of each of the original Young Justice team (ie Wally’s discord with his parents, M’Gann’s white Martian heritage, the Superboy fiasco), Bruce found adoption papers on his desk the next day.
• Dick is the one who instigates most of the mischief. Bruce is a close second.
• Damien takes immense pleasure in hiding in vents and popping out of them to scare people.
•  Originally, Dick was only Batkid allowed into the Justice League Watch Tower. After the incident with the frogs, he is now the only Batkid that is required to have supervision while in the Watch Tower.
• It is widely known by the Batkids that Batman’s cape makes a great umbrella when it is raining on a stake out.

(I wanna know what happened for the High School Musical trilogy to be banned tbh)

There was Bruce, Cassandra, Dick, a High School Musical marathon, three hot air balloons, six buckets of confetti, two international incidents, four thousand bouncy balls, six broken karaoke machines, a very disappointed Alfred and a duck involved.

Nothing more will be said on the matter.