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Another Incorrect Marvel Quote

Steve: How was school today?

Peter: It was good, but someone pushed Ned off the seesaw.

Steve: And where were you?

Peter: I was over on the bench.

Steve: And what did you do?

Peter: Nothing. I was over on the bench.

Steve: But you saw what happened?

Peter: Yeah, ’cause I was over on the bench.

Steve: So you saw what happened and you did nothing?

Peter: Yeah, ’cause I was sitting over on the bench.

Steve: Let me ask you this. In Nazi Germany when people saw what the Nazis were doing and did nothing, were those good people?

Peter: No, those are bad people. You gotta stop the Nazis.

Steve: But you saw what they were doing to Ned and you did nothing!

Peter: Because I was over on the bench!

Steve: Just explain to me this. How are you better than a Nazi?

Tony: (running in) I made a salad with Craisins!