Next time someone sends me a dick pic, I want to reply back, “You know what’s hot sending me a photo of your cock while holding the front page of the today’s newspaper.”

I don’t find that hot. I just want to see how far the guy can do to take a dick pic and send it to me because let’s face it, all dicks look the same no matter what background. As far as I know, the guy probably have a file full of them or send the same one over and over again. I just want to see the guy getting the newspaper, stealing it from the neighbors, or go to the nearest market to buy one so he can get send his dick pic to me.

It’s the inner troll in me.