thegirlinthebyakko:

nasafic:

#Cap2020

Okay but in the Ultimates he was voted in president and for a while it went well -until the WH staff cornered him and were like ‘dude, you can’t go off on missions and you certainly can’t be punching people while yelling ‘I’M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES’. Your job is to stay here, at the White House, and sign stuff and go to meetings and shake hands.”

Steve: But that’s boring

WH staff: What did you think the other presidents did while they were in office???

Steve: *quietly* punch people

WH staff: NO!!! No they were not at all punching people! 

Steve: Then I’m impeaching myself. 

And thus ended the term of President Cap.