Hades: *sitting outside a cafe, enjoying coffee and a newspaper*
Cerberus: *sitting at his feet people-watching**A thud against the other side of the window they’re sitting beside makes them both look up*
Persephone, inside the cafe with both palms flat against the window and her face too close to the glass: CAN I PET YOUR DOG?
Hades: Actually, he’s not that friendly–
Cerberus: *rolls onto his back and bares his belly for Persephone*
Hades: What?