God if the Captain Marvel soundtrack doesn’t have one good, iconic, absolutely positively 90’s track on it I’m going to fight the Marvel execs
let it be all star
if the movie doesn’t start with carol kicking a door open and the lyrics “someBODY once told me”, then what’s the point
I demand that the soundtrack be entirely 90s alternative
you, a fool: thor fighting with immigrant song
me, an intellectual: carol flying through space kicking alien ass with baby one more time playing
If we don’t hear the macarena at some point, and every adult in the cinema doesn’t start doing the actions, I’m going to be disappointed.