saltydorkling:

ladyshinga:

I
used to think the idea of aliens having human zoos was horrifying but
honestly if a bunch of aliens want to watch me sit and watch Netflix all
day in a cozy little environment where I don’t have to pay for rent or
food and they have human-specialist doctors on hand as needed, IDK,
like. I’d be all right with it.

Make sure I have food with proper nutrients? Enrichment programs? Someone in the universe thinking I’m cute and possibly making merch of me? Sign me the fuck up.