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Ok, maybe this is the wine talking, but…

Great British Bake Off / MCU AU.

Go. 

Thor: enthusiastic, good at flavors, bad at waiting until things are fully cooked. Points off for texture, always.
Steve: Bad at following orders. Bad at knowing what should and shouldn’t go together. Get your depression era tastebuds out of the kitchen, thanks.

Tony: Sidetracked by the process of baking; there’s got to be a better way of doing this. Accidentally invents a better toaster. Pepper successfully cooks whatever the challenge was for him, to the letter, perfect execution. 
Bruce: Good at science, which is what baking is. He’s fine until he accidentally gets some eggshells in his mixture. Hulk does not finish the dish. 
Natasha: tries to find ways of putting chocolate and/or vodka in everything. Is successful maybe half the time. 
Clint: legitimately a good baker? How? WHY?? No one knows. He wins. 

Bless you.

Phil is rolling his eyes at everyone’s surprise. “_Of course_ he’s a great baker! Why do you think I doubled my gym- and jogging time and have still gained two pounds after we started dating?”

Clint just smiles and wraps his arms around Phil’s belly. He loves his fluffy boyfriend. ❤️

This just made my morning.