talkingcinemalight:

unseenphil:

desultoryjester:

argyle4eva:

victoriouscrush:

This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.

Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.

This is relevant to both my interest in baking, and my interest in medieval weaponry.  Convenient!

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

and beat the living shit out of your enemies with it

This is what happens when your dwarf fortress baker gets a fey mood going.

You see a murderous cannoli. It menaces with spikes of chocolate. 

I’m imagining someone baking this on GBBO and the look on everyone’s faces (especially Paul’s).