Foiled!

friendlytroll:

talesfromtreatment:

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”

very tiny quiet ‘born to be wild’ plays

mango-thot:

kaijutegu:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Saw this and thought I should add sounds and music to it.

get fucked caterpie

Oh my god

marzipanandminutiae:

angelicrying:

relijion:

A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli

mood

this is the most Renaissance thing

starsandsupernovae:

Clint: Can you heal my broken heart?

Lucky: Woof.

Clint: Thank you.

citizen-zero:

lil-bitchnugget:

slumberinggirl:

libertarirynn:

glocc-blocc:

0ctostim:

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

metoo-3:

challaxkillmonger:

naturally-bri:

brianabreeze:

Anne Hathaway is the TRUE definition of what a white ally should be. Recognizing her own privilege and putting for the effort to stand up for what she knows is right. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

This is Anne. Anne has privilege. Instead of refusing to acknowledge her privilege, Anne acknowledges it, and uses it to help minorities and speak out about injustices against them. Be like Anne.

Anne been my girl since my childhood , when I saw what she said today I was all heart eyes

I’m glad she disabled the comments tbh. They would’ve been so ugly.

nocoolname123:

History memes…because I’m a nerd.

adulthoodisokay:

dollsome-does-tumblr:

i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

and dudes to this day wonder why women still swoon over darcy

quasi-normalcy:

imaginationover-load:

quasi-normalcy:

Ordinary Kid™ falls into fantasy realm.

Ordinary Kid™ gets told by local fairies he’s the chosen one.

Ordinary Kid™ told he needs to defeat the evil wizard.

Ordinary Kid™ immediately gets his ass killed.

1st Fairy to the 2nd Fairy: “You’ve really got to stop telling them that.”

2nd Fairy to the 1st Fairy: “Well sooner or later, it’s bound to be true for one of the little fuckers.”

Yes good thank you please write for tv

The rest of the series turns out to be about the amoral adventures of these two fairies.