Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.
Next time someone sends me a dick pic, I want to reply back, “You know what’s hot sending me a photo of your cock while holding the front page of the today’s newspaper.”
I don’t find that hot. I just want to see how far the guy can do to take a dick pic and send it to me because let’s face it, all dicks look the same no matter what background. As far as I know, the guy probably have a file full of them or send the same one over and over again. I just want to see the guy getting the newspaper, stealing it from the neighbors, or go to the nearest market to buy one so he can get send his dick pic to me.
fights in the s’chn t’gai household must be wild. like “father, i find your behavior illogical” “my son spock, it is your behavior that is illogical” two weeks pass without them speaking to each other at all after those intense accusations were flung
God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?
Okay but in the Ultimates he was voted in president and for a while it went well -until the WH staff cornered him and were like ‘dude, you can’t go off on missions and you certainly can’t be punching people while yelling ‘I’M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES’. Your job is to stay here, at the White House, and sign stuff and go to meetings and shake hands.”
Steve: But that’s boring
WH staff: What did you think the other presidents did while they were in office???
Steve: *quietly* punch people
WH staff: NO!!! No they were not at all punching people!
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