The Avengers on Celebrity Family Feud

worstlokisuggestion:

newrocketsuggestions:

starksquill:

Host: Name something you pullout.

Peter: Your penis?

Tony: Peter!

Host: Real or fiction, name a famous Willy.

Bucky: Willy the Pooh.

Steve: Bucky, no. Close but no.

Host: Name something you’d pay money to get rid of.

Tony: Your spouse.

Steve: Now that’s just hurtful.

Tony: We aren’t even married, Steve.

Steve: And whose fault is that?

Host: Name a kind of bear.

Steve: Papa.

Sam: Dammit, Steve.

Host: During what month of pregnancy does a woman start to show?

Stephen: September.

Host:

Stephen: I’m a fucking idiot.

Host: Aren’t you a doctor?

Host: Name a small animal that people find just as scary as a big shark.

Rhodey: A chihuahua.

Tony: Come on, Rhodey.

Rhodey: Don’t tell me you don’t remember that devil dog the dude in the dorm next to us had, Tony.

Tony: Not everybody shares your experience.

Host: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.

Thor: A horse.

Host: … what?

Thor: A horse.

Thor: I speak from experience. My brother enjoyed his fair share of mischief in our youth.

Host: Name something Russia is famous for.

Natasha: Russians.

Bucky: She’s not wrong.

Host: Name something a burglar wouldn’t want to see when he breaks into a house.

Sam: Naked grandma!

Host: Naked what?

Bruce: I wouldn’t want to see that either.

Host: No one does. It’s just an incredibly specific answer.

Host: Name a yellow fruit.

Bruce: Orange!

Host:

Audience:

Bruce: I … panicked.

Thor: whERE ARE YOUR SEVEN PHDS NOW, BANNER?

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HOst: Whats a reason to stay inside on a beautiful day

Loki: People

Thor: Why would you say that?

jackorino:

p0tbarbie:

p0tbarbie:

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

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“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women:
Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan
Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates
Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels
Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness
Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

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I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

for all you pissbabies crying about sources

aw-hawkeye-no:

Queer Eye for the Hawk Guy (1/?)


JVN: It says here that Clint does not want us to do anything for him, but rather is looking forward to using this as an opportunity to improve the building for his tenants. 

Bobby: While I’m totally down for making over a communal space, does anyone else feel like he’s just trying to keep us out of his apartment?

Karamo: He doesn’t want us to do anything for him?

Karamo (laughing): Sounds like the women in Clint’s life are ready for him to get his shit together.

JVN: Kate says that when Clint isn’t Avenging, he likes to watch Dog Cops and host rooftop barbecues for his tenants. If there aren’t any publicity events he needs to be at, Clint is most likely just wearing sweatpants and a tshirt.

Tan (grumbling): I think I prefer Cap’s old man khakis.

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.