sstudyblr:

thequeenofsunflowers:

wellyfullofale:

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

izzy-almighty:

is this scarlett johansson

jewelzard:

Peridot to YD: HEY YELLOW CLOD!! REMEMBER ME??

YD:

purrrcrastination:

John Mulaney’s mom after his dad asked him how he was better than a Nazi

chai-society:

Another Incorrect Marvel Quote

Steve: How was school today?

Peter: It was good, but someone pushed Ned off the seesaw.

Steve: And where were you?

Peter: I was over on the bench.

Steve: And what did you do?

Peter: Nothing. I was over on the bench.

Steve: But you saw what happened?

Peter: Yeah, ’cause I was over on the bench.

Steve: So you saw what happened and you did nothing?

Peter: Yeah, ’cause I was sitting over on the bench.

Steve: Let me ask you this. In Nazi Germany when people saw what the Nazis were doing and did nothing, were those good people?

Peter: No, those are bad people. You gotta stop the Nazis.

Steve: But you saw what they were doing to Ned and you did nothing!

Peter: Because I was over on the bench!

Steve: Just explain to me this. How are you better than a Nazi?

Tony: (running in) I made a salad with Craisins!

forwhateveryouwant:

Dick: okay, Bruce. We’re all here. What’s the deal?

Bruce [turns on TV]

Reporter on TV: Live now at Gotham City Hospital, there appears to be a horse running wild through the hallways!

Bruce: now Which one of you heathens did this.

Jason: in my defense the hospital was running inefficiently

literalnobody:

Tony, Bruce, Steve and Natasha saunter into a bar to drink their woes away after IW. They talk about all the friends they lost bc of thanos. The bartender turns around, wearing a suit from 1949, polishing a glass:

nonbinarist:

what john mulaney doesn’t realize is that he is the rockin’ twink