Not to steal Jake’s thunder, but let’s look at the amazing role models in his life:
These two men are incredible people and wonderful influences, so in conclusion, every young man should look to Captain Raymond Holt and Sergeant Terry Jeffords as a model of what it means to be a strong, good man.
The Addams family was, in fact, both magical and supernatural for its depiction of a healthy, loving, supportive, and fun married m/f couple.
This is now officially an Addams family appreciation post
In order to depict such purity and love in a m/f relationship, one must first set the foundation that these people are odd and not the norm. (per media standards)
They cared about their children, their children’s interests, and wanted the kids to always be true to themselves. How peculiar!
Gomez and Morticia never showed negative jealousy towards each other’s past love interests. Even going to far as complimenting them for being special to their true love. How bizarre!
They could forgive almost any character flaw in a friend or relative. The only thing that could not be forgiven was betrayals and pastels. Weird amirite?
Morticia is a woman’s woman. She allies herself with other women instead of competing with them. She even seeks to understand women different from herself and her beliefs. Strange.
Gomez wants Morticia to have whatever Morticia wants. He doesn’t give her permission, he actively supports her and motivates her. Fa-reaky.
I seem to recall once reading a review that said that Gomez and Morticia were the only couple on television in the 1960s whom you could actually imagine producing children.
So… did the slytherin pour the alcohol on the cereal? Or did they use milk and drink the alcohol normally? Please I need to know
Initially I interpreted it as Slytherin eating dry cereal with a glass of alcohol. But you know the Slyth in my life is enough of a mess that they’d probably pour the alcohol straight into their cereal to see if they could make vodka flavoured Lucky Charms.
Slytherin at 6am
You know what. I’m not even surprised that this exists. Where there is snack food someone has made it into alcohol.
Sandra Soapbox Cosplay 