Kanto Starters

lolotehe:

portentsofwoe:

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

baribarinomi:

most fans: please creators tell us more canon information please

harry potter fans: we will pay you to Stop.

showerthoughtsofficial:

The lack of pockets on women’s pants is part of a conspiracy to sell more purses and hand bags

johanirae:

the-quasar-hero:

lostqueenofhoshido:

lostqueenofhoshido:

wynterroseskye:

wynterroseskye:

sighinastorm:

robloxgf:

robloxgf:

greatpostsonline:

lovecraft and his cat n-…

nnnnn-…

ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…

this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat

what was his name

oh no

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

OH NO!

What was the cats name?

Oh

Oh dear.

Me: dude, just fucking Google it.

Me: *googles it* … Oh

theultradork:

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I went to a souvenir store in Old Town Scottsdale with all things kitschy. #arizona #puppets #scottsdale #southwest (at Old Town Scottsdale)

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she-ramen:

this is too real

Infinity war review

theflyingromana:

Pros: Thor took Groot language as an elective

Cons: the marvel writing team are fucking cowards, only have Thor speaking english and the tree replying in groot, instead of letting that good big buff boy say “I am groot. I am groot? I am groot!” for eleven scenes. Let the man speak. He completed his coursework.