In front of the Warner Theater #warnertheatre #georgecarlin #jonstewart #ericidle #washingtondc #districtofcolumbia #washington #dc (at Warner Theatre)
John Mulaney’s wife makes Victorian lampshades and Andy Samberg’s wife is a harpist. The moral of the story is that if you want to marry a cute comedian you need to take up an obscure hobby that you then make a career out of. I’ve decided to take up basket weaving.
tony: i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day, i’ll die.
steve: i don’t care for these new nazis and you may quote me on that.
thor: you know those days where you’re like, “this might as well happen”?
bruce: my vibe is more like, “hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and i’ll apologize to you.”
natasha: sometimes babies will point at me and i don’t care for that shit at all.
clint: everyone get out of my way! i just want to sit here and feed my birds.
peter p: i have had a very long day. i am very small. and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under.
sam: something happened here. you hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.
bucky: when i’m walking down the street, no ones ever like, ‘hey look at that man.’ i think they’re just like “woah! that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
peter q: like, we would just go see movies. any movie. like back to the future. that was a movie everyone could see. kids could kinda see it. great movie, right? i rewatched it recently. it’s a very weird movie. marty mcfly is a 17-year-old high school student whose best friend is a disgraced nuclear physicist. and, i shit you not, they never explain how they became friends. they never explain it. not even in a lazy way, like, “hey, remember when we met in the science building?” they don’t even do that. and we were all fine with it.
gamora: some people give off a vibe of, right away, they’re like, “do not fuck with me.”
drax: and then i said “no.” you know, like a liar.
t’challa: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
the only reason ppl wanted a black widow movie was cause for the longest time she was the only female superhero in the mcu but now we got plenty and scarjo is not as beloved as she was back then please just make a valkyrie movie
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