
from incorrect thorbruce

Finally Manhattan!! #newyork #manhattan (at Manhattan, New York)
What you think WIP stands for: Work In Progress.
What it actually stands for: Wonβt It Please finish itself.

Taken on July 1st, 2018. The statue of George Washington at Boston Public Garden #georgewashington #bostonpublicgarden #statue #boston #Massachusetts #eastcoast #americanhistory (at Boston Public Garden)
I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but heβs like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired
jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 itβs gone downhill for him
So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:
John Mulaney – early 20th century
Eric Andre – Probably 17th century or so.
Taika Waititi – Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare
Keanu Reeves – We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.
Jeff Goldblum – 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.
Tommy Wiseau – Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.
this is Tom Waits (Late 18th Century) erasure