@adorabledork asked for some Phlint <3333

Oysters fresh from the sea #seafood #oysters #food #dinner #culinary (at Union Oyster House Inc)

queer-taako:

mangastream:

we’ve come full circle

Fun fact apparently there is serious debate in Japan as to whether the King of the Hill sub or dub is better.

this is something i never knew i was waiting my whole life to read

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Yes, I took a video of four squirrels chasing each other around lol #squirrels #boston #bostonpublicgarden (at Boston Public Garden)

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basic-banshee:

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

doktorgirlfriend:

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

At Paul Revere House #americanhistory #paulrevere (at The Paul Revere House)

palaceofsussex:

Reason #33245 for Prince Harry to be happy about being married to Meghan, he no longer has to keep on third-wheeling like a champ the way he has all these years lol. Credits to the instagram @katenmeg for the hilarious photos of Harry being the third wheel for years.

BONUS:

How to get ready in the morning

sweetiepie08:

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can.

Step 2: Speed run.