The Captain Would Be Proud!
San Jose City Councilman Lan Diep sworn into office
Occupy protester Andy Yung Wai-yib
Vishavjit Singh the Sikh Captain America and Falcon Cap
Stephen Colbert with the shield given to him after the ‘death’ of Cap in the comics
Cap sign at the Women’s March on Washington
DAPL protester with Cap Shield
Vet protesting Republican shut down of government in US dressed as Cap
Woman with shield at Woman’s March on Washington
Captain America would most definitely be Republican, go ahead and take this headcanon from my COLD DEAD HANDS.
Son, what makes you think Captain America would be a REPUBLICAN? First off, he’s the son of Irish Immigrants, which in his day were maligned and discriminated against , secondly, he’s an artist who grew up poor and near one of New York’s gay communities, he also grew up disabled in an era where Eugenics was on the rise and people would have berated him for being a burden on society, he grew up during the rise of socialism in the US. so he’s a backer of the New Deal, Social Security and Unions, help for the poor and the working class. He had the first intregrated unit in the Army (in the comics and the mcu) and in the MCU had a woman as his superior officer. And in the movies his best friends and allies are THE FALCON and THE BLACK WIDOW.
In real life Steve Rogers was created by two young Jewish men who had Cap punch Hitler in the face on the cover of Cap’s first comic book when the US didn’t want to enter the War. That’s a political statement of intent that rings true today.
Damn right Cap would never be a Republican, not when the leader of their party the Orange Imbecile is giving aid to foreign enemies and spewing white supermacist hate. Notice how ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE ABOVE POST ARE NOT REPUBLICANS.
Cap would be punching Republicans all over the place. He fucking hates fascists–canonically–and the GOP openly supports all fourteen common characteristics of fascist states.
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Kill the imposter
Lmao I keep seeing responses like this and it’s hilarious bc this is literally just a pic of her adjusting her jaw??? While holding onto the wooden snake toy??? The positioning makes it seem like she’s screaming at the fake snake, but she’s really just sitting there chilling. Genevieve is a very timid girl and would just ball up if she felt threatened.

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

gifset based on this post
I long for the alternate timeline where Erik is the murder cousin they don’t let talk at state dinners.
Published erotica: terribly written, costs money
Fanfiction on ao3: Free, isn’t affaid TO JUST USE THE WORD ‘COCK’ FFS
“His genitals, his privates, his hot length, his trobing rod, his magic meat stick-”
Me, in tears: Just say cock
published erotica: the parts that aren’t purple prose about vanilla sex are occupied by dithering and made up problems
fanfiction on ao3: the parts that aren’t sharp, clear prose about scorching kinky sex are occupied by tightly plotted suspense and slam-bang action
published erotica: not interested in the 99% of the market that’s heterosexual? that’s fine, we also have tender white middle class lesbians and slutty white middle class gay men!
fanfiction on ao3: one trans partner? both partners trans? genderswaps? how about a loving long-term threesome that does heist capers? we’ve got non-gendered angels, hermaphroditic aliens – some of whom lay eggs, if you’re into that – oh, and have i mentioned the robots –
published erotica: there, i put in a vampire, i’m such a genre rebel
fanfiction on ao3: i sent the avengers to hogwarts with the winchester brothers, i fear nothing on earth or heaven and only one thing in hell which is that my laptop will overheat in the fires of abaddon so i’ll have to write the sequel longhand
o/
published erotica: goes from sexy into UM BAD KINK EW NO territory with no warning
fanfiction on AO3: clearly lists BAD KINK in tags so you can scroll away from them
Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.















