0harmonyiseverything0:

The whole fandom is fighting over who is the WORST father in the MCU, but I think we all agree that the BEST dad is Coulson.

greenbergsays:

toli-a:

Stephen Hawking didn’t die, he just figured out the key to time travel and got the hell out of 2018.

Headcanon accepted

Clint: I should warn you, I’m not very good at keeping secrets from her. She has been known to use physical torture.
Phil: You mean she tickles you.
Clint: As I said, physical torture.

boostergoldsmissingarm:

Clint Barton seems like the type of person that would get lost in a Walmart, call Kate to come and find him, and then get them both lost

unfocused-notwriter:

Me, thinking about my plot: I’m a literary genius

Me, trying to write: I’d sell my soul for a full sentence

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

swingsetindecember:

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”