If you’re gonna do a throat punch, it is key that you say something cool afterwards, like, ‘Choke on that.’Right, but they’re not choking. They’re experiencing airway trauma.
“There’s this thing that they do where they all dress up as each other and make me guess who the real one is. They never tell me the answer though! It drives me insane. Last time they did this, they all dressed up as Huey.
They kept on reciting Junior Woodchuck Guidebook rules to me non-stop D:”
I want a Hawkeyes movie where Hawkeyes is deaf like in the comics, and in the first five minutes he loses his hearing aids, and the rest of the movie is silent except for a constant running commentary of what Hawkeyes is thinking until the very end when he gets his hearing aids back.
And there would be closed captions or something for when people use sign language.
And when people don’t sign and he has to read lips, they should get genuinely hard of hearing people to translate so that they know what words or phrases are hard to catch by lip reading.
Also, lots of explosions with no sound. I feel like that would just be cool.
Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”