fey-allanna:

spooky-bisexual:

man: okay but what about my MAN CAVE?

woman: wow this is a great closet but where will we put my husband’s clothes? ha ha ha

The realtor laughs forcefully at Wife’s closet jokes. He is so tired. Husband and Wife remind the realtor that this house doesn’t have that 7th bedroom they are looking for while also being a downtown apartment with a view. The realtor nods and assures them that their dream home is out there. His platitudes disgust even himself. A laugh track plays when Husband remarks that the kitchen will be perfect for Wife. Husband brags that he does not know the difference between a washing machine and an oven, and the laugh track plays on. Did this show always have a laugh track? The realtor no longer knows. He laughs along with the invisible crowd, broken and alone.

disney-official:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Someday archeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think that it was some type of bizarre mouse worshipping kingdom.

That’s because it is fucker.

procrastiwriting:

realarcelo:

To any writer reading this post, do not feel like you have to publish as soon as possible. Take all the time you want.

Publication is not a status symbol; it’s a business deal.

Whether you choose to share your stories for money or for the sake of sharing, that is a personal decision that does not impact your status as a storyteller. ♥

fishcustardandclintbarton:

spectralarchers:

STILL NO CLINT.

#WhereTheFuckIsHawkeye2k18