RIP Stephen Hawking
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100 Years of Beauty.
WOOOOAHH
I love this so much
White blonde in the middle
With two spaces, too. Ugh. đ
Youâve never picked up a world history book have you?????
Itâs because sheâs Germany and is representing West and East Germany. Thatâs why sometimes sheâs split and sometimes sheâs not. When she takes up 2 spaces it represents when Germany is unified instead of seperated into East and West. They do the same thing with Korea. Korea is 2 spaces at times too, to represent North and South and the eras before it was split into North and South. Itâs not that deep this time.
Black Panther bakes some Jewish bread for a party thrown by a Norse God
TâChallaâs hallah for the Valhalla gala
I didnât spend 30 minutes googling words that rhymed with T’Challa for this to get 60 notes
Boring old werewolf instincts:
Sexual jealousy
Constant aggression
Rigid hierarchy
Must win sports
Homophobia And Sexism Is Normalâ˘
Eat people
Cool new werewolf instincts:
There is no five second rule
Corvids are friends
Hang out as a pack
Karaoke
Gotta pee
Also consider:
Separation anxiety
Unconditional love and loyalty
Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position
Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits
Hating the vacuum cleaner
Wanting to do everything with friends
Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door
Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)
Taking advantage of any and all free food
Werewolf-vampire solidarity
Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard
Boundless energy
Too much energy
Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty
Being bad at sports because you donât want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point
Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot
Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours
Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that arenât actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.
Snoring
Needing to try a bit of your friendsâ food, even if youâve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it
Getting way too friendly with random strangers
Being in a love-hate relationship with water
Digging. For no reason.
Thinking youâre a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism
Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet
Okay this one is a gem:
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Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the doorâ
âThinking youâre a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonismâ
-literally me
Iâve had the idea for a werewolf/monster story bouncing around for a while now, so I must save these.
@ardentzer0 you know
Phil: Hey Barton, what should I be for Halloween this year?
Clint: My boyfriend, sir.
Phil:
Phil: youâre right, thatâs terrifying
Youâre teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. Youâre brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking âHow Do I Die?â
âSurrounded by friendsâ
tag yourselves, Iâm duff golden and Light Alton
(I spent 2+ hours on photoshop making this pls enjoy the fruit of my labor)
Light Alton
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Lingerie under oversized hoodies
this is 2 aesthetics made into one so itâs obviously bisexual culture
huilfbsdihfkjG THEY DISCOVERED AMELIA EARHARTâS BONES ON INTERNATIONAL WOMENâS DAY WHAT THE THIS IS A PERFECT COINCIDENCEÂ
Itâs kind of even better than that.
They actually didnât find new bones. Rather, a forensic scientist re-examined measurements taken from bones found on Nikumamoru Island back in 1940. The bones were originally examined by some dude back in 1941 who unequivocally concluded they had to belong to a âshort, stocky maleâ because thereâs no way they could belong to some
fearless globe-trotting adventurerdelicate woman. Using new techniques to examine the measurements, the scientist has concluded with 99% certainly the Nikumamoru bones belonged to Eartheart.So yeah, basically Earheartâs disappearance was only a âmysteryâ for like eighty years because of lowkey sexism and shitty science. And now we more or less know the truth. On International Womenâs Day.
