“Clint Barton to the Principal’s Office, please.”
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@ralkana asked for May and Daisy and a puppy to celebrate New Years!
May your New Year be filled with peace and happiness 🙂
i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????
rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors
me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.
me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me
In Chinese we say Scissors, Rock, Cloth.
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sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse
I like to categorize them into “awful to read but important” and “what asshole thought anybody should look at this with their own two eyes”
reasons why Shuri was the best character in black panther
- sees her brother after a v dangerous mission and immediately roasts him
- continues to roast him throughout the movie despite a) him being king and b) them being in a political crisis
- a small selection of things she roasts him on
- his ex
- his shoes
- his old outdated technology
- his ass getting kicked by her inventions
- “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSEEEE?” a true memelord
- “don’t frighten me like that coloniser!”
- pretends to challenge t’challa for the throne for the drama of it all
- somehow finds the time to completely redo her hair and outfit in a political crisis? iconic
- sees things in science fiction and invents them
- names said inventions after bad puns
- always striving for improvement & understands that just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved
- “great, another broken white boy for us to fix” she Knows
- wants to go to california for disneyland and coachella
- checks which side of the road to drive on in the middle of a car chase bc she’s responsible
- she’s literally the smartest person on earth??? at 16?? in a world where tony stark and bruce banner exist?????? how can you not love her
me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate
You’re not desperate until you’re staring at fanfiction.net
Fools. you’re not desperate until you’re staring down an empty word document.
And there it is.
h-yb:
Hopelessly amused by Henry VIII + Taylor Swift lyrics
bonus
The Pope on excommunicating Henry:
via buzzfeed
@books-and-cookies something tells me you might appreciate this
Tiny Hedgehog Goes Camping, And His Pics Are The Best Thing You’ll See Today
Truth in advertising. (via starkravingsober)
