thingsareswinging:

So I bought a jumper on the internet

Which is always a risky proposition, but it fits, if a bit loosely.

It’s got a hood, but all the photos on the site had it with the hood down.

I have since found out why:

I have never in my life looked more like a garden gnome.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doctordragonisback:

wrw47:

freaoscanlin:

toy-dragon:

writing-prompt-s:

A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!

“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”

“Why?”

“To make Karen look like a bitch.”

I like this post because if you follow the analogy, the characters are going to explore the suburbs and fight an SUV. 

“The SUV turns on its headlights. You are now considered blinded for *rolls a d4* 3 rounds.”

Finally a use for “I attack the gazebo.”

I’m 100% sure there is a youtube series for this and it’s fucking hilarious

this exists as a spinoff podcast of an improv podcast, “Hello from the Magic Tavern”, it’s called “Offices and Bosses” and it’s hilarious

itsblackfriday:

I wanna lose weight but I also like eating crap and lying down 

ministerwithportfolio:

eggcup:

tilthat:

TIL there is a species of fungus that only exists in Texas and rural Japan, and is thought to have been in both places for 19 million years

via reddit.com

turns people into cowboys or samurais depending on which place you’re in 

soolagna-meow:

u, a dweeb: if a kid draws in anime style they are wrong and need to be told how wrong they are because it’s more important to crush any joy in drawing bc blah blah blah art school

Britney Spears, an intellectual: