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sentimental-apathy:

byjove-cannibalcove:

artemis69:

aaron2point0:

ekjohnston:

derinthemadscientist:

writing-prompt-s:

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

OH MY GOD

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’

It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.

onlyblackgirl:

stardustandiron:

finnisfine:

destielsrainbowdick:

sexualthorientation:

sopa–de–caracol:

skywalker-twink:

my aesthetic: Oscar Isaac passionately speaking Spanish in a whisky commercial

daddy as fuck

i don’t know what he’s saying but I AM INSPIRED

Riches. What are they good for if not used to serve?

It’s us now. We’ll make the change the world is waiting for.

Make the life of others better. Begin, by helping others begin.

Make their dreams come true; let them help to make yours.

Be worth. Give again: your potential is also theirs.

Let’s strive enough for our actions to say

(WHEN?)

Now.

(WHERE?)

Here.

We win the right way.

Heres what hes actually saying

Oh fuck.

I don’t speak Spanish but I swear I understood every word.

mscomrade:

So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels come and go and he’s naming them all after old military generals

phdna:

I love how despite fanon!Steve, canon!Steve actually realized he’s screwed from the second he sees the guy is twice his size and ready to fight – meaning, he does have some self-preservation instincts somewhere, he just has to speak up against wrongdoing of any kind no matter the consequences

fallxnprxnce:

fallxnprxnce:

Okay but this is how bad 2017 was that I’m in my basement
just now and a dandelion seed floats by and I’m like that’s weird, why is a
dandelion seed floating right toward me in my basement where there’s no wind
and in the middle of winter? And I let it fall onto my hand and stared at it
for a moment before saying to it, “I’m a scientist and a very practical, down
to earth person… but if you’re some kind of fairy, can you help me out, bro,
and give me a better 2018?” Then I gently sent him on his way and wished him good
luck. Keep your fingers crossed, people. XD

GUYS THE SEED CAME BACK. I PUT OUT MY HAND AND HE LANDED
RIGHT ON IT AND I SNAPPED A PIC OF HIM ON MY PALM:

image

ISN’T HE BEAUTIFUL?! I HAVE NAMED HIM SILKY DAN, AND HE IS
NOW THE HAPPY WINTER DANDELION SEED OF GOOD LUCK.

REBLOG SILKY DAN FOR
HOPES FOR A GREAT 2018!

tienriu:

katiekomics:

euphrates75:

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

I’m going to cry 😂😂

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.