“That’s it, Tony! The goatee is coming off!” “Nooo, Pep! I swear, I won’t do anything else!” “On top of all the partying you’ve been doing, you had a threesome with two strippers and everyone thinks it was me! My mom left me a horrified voicemail! This is it! Bye bye goatee!”
pepper potts week » day six: AU: what if pepper was a SHIELD agent? → “I’ve been Pepper for ten years. I’m in no rush to have a new identity. And I think being Iron Man’s girlfriend means I’ve already blown all my future covers…”