I’m not going to hold out on this theory. I’m not going to say it’s going to happen.
What I’m going to say is that I’m crossing my fingers for Max Goof being HDL’s babysitter up until he graduated from high school, and he was surprisingly one of the best babysitters around because he knew how to handle HDL.
The houseboat would be in an uproar, but it wasn’t on fire. It wasn’t sinking. His boys were well fed, bathed, and in their bed/watching tv. Donald didn’t have to comfort the babysitter and hand them tissues.
It isn’t that the boys are bad. They’re adventurous kids that overwhelm their regular babysitter, but that’s not happening with Max Goof.
And knowing Max…he’d get them into such crazy shit.
Also, his father is Goofy. He has gotten into some crazy shit just because of his dad. He’s used to this.
He isn’t used to Scrooge McDuck level adventures, but I can only imagine that’d he adapt pretty quickly to the situation.
Mrs. Beakley is out. Scrooge is out. Donald needs to go out. He cannot leave these children by themselves, so he does a last-minute call to St. Canard, and he prays Max isn’t busy. Fortunately for him, he’s finished exams early for the week and doesn’t have to go to work. Sure, he can.
Naturally, since this is DuckTales shit hits the fan, and Max is extremely protective of these kids.
Just want Max to be this cool older brother figure to the boys and Webby. We all know Webby can demolish him, but he’s so cool and proves that he can take care of himself and makes grilled chicken sandwiches for them.
Let Max Goof be the Steve Harrington of the DuckTales children, and gonna throw Gosalyn Mallard in the mix too.
He will break your face with a skateboard. Don’t touch his kids.
This Blind Kitty Found On The Street Has Eyes No One Could Resist
When Sandra Coudray saw a photo of Jasmine, a blind chimera looking cat, on Association Adoption Feline Facebook page, she stole the French girl’s heart right away. The stray kitty was malnourished and scared of people, however, all it took was a little bit of love for her to believe in humans again. Now, the stunning calico cat loves kisses and cuddles and is very attached to her human mom Coudray. “I immediately wanted to adopt her knowing that she was blind as I previously lived with a cat who had become blind with age,” Coudray explained to LoveMeow. “Last time I went to Normandy for a few days to see my family and left her in the care of my brother. She waited for me on my bed most of the day every day. Now she can not do without us, and we can’t do without her. She brings us so much joy and love.”
The Queen has requested that everybody with a knighthood attend a meeting at Windsor Castle. Speaking to the sizeable crowd of ageing actors and retired musicians, she explains why – The dragons are back, and she expects that every knight will do his duty.
Everyone turns and looks at Ian McKellen.
“Oh Christ,” he says. “If only Christopher Lee were still here. Then we might have a chance.”
Dame Judy Dench and Helen Mirren pull RPG launchers from their trench coats.
Sandra Soapbox Cosplay 