Mancaves: This is a room separate from the house with a large entertainment center and sound system, so no one can hear your existential weeping
Two Sink Bathrooms: Once your husband finds you rinsing out your Diva Cup, the magic is gone.
Hardwood floors that flow throughout the house: This makes it more likely your children will slip while running and maybe die, so you can finally get that divorce.
Open Concept Layouts: If no one sees you, what’s the point of pretending to be happy?
Office Space: Excellent for privacy while Skypeing with your lover in Belarus, the only person who really understands you.
Walk in Closets: You can keep so many clothes in there, it might take years for someone to find the body.
I am American and I have never seen photos like this. I had no idea there are borders like this. Even though I LOVE the idea of open borders, I am staring at these pictures like “wait…people can just…walk across some stones or grass and BE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY??? and nobody stops them?? how does that WORK?!” So you can tell that my country’s propaganda has gotten to me by convincing me that this CAN’T work even though…it…obviously can.
These pics just seem unreal to me. I’ve been taught my whole life that this can’t exist. In 27 years no one has ever sat me down and gone, look, here’s how it is elsewhere. It isn’t impossible at all.
I want to add something, but I’d just be restating what they said. I.. didn’t know peace and kindness like this was possible.
As a Canadian, I was surprised by the American post response to this picture. Did you know that the Canada/US border is the longest unguarded border in the world? There are places where it looks like this.
Now we know the reason why the chicken cross the road
disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties
universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies
six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here’s a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light
okay so like. there are some things in this world i don’t know how to describe in words that are also incredibly rare and therefore it’s hard ever to convey what you mean unless you either a) witness it or b) the internet finally exists to make you privy to it but this particular photo of chris hemsworth and taika waititi:
represents exactly what i mean when i talk about how hard i am for this new trend of Softe Platonic™ m/m friendship in the entertainment industry like there’s nothing intended by it other than to show the world how easily men ought to be able to love one another and be affectionate in a tactile way in whatever context and i think it’s such a fucking valuable movement in the crusade against toxic masculinity
yall i’m feeling Really Good about how many of yall are feeling Really Good about this post
I agree with everything written here and I want to add on another lovely example:
Sandra Soapbox Cosplay 