childhood is asking your parents to go to mcdonalds but they say no because “we got food at the house”
adulthood is going to mcdonalds despite having food at the house, but not getting a drink at mcdonalds because you got drinks at the house
Don’t call me out like this
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Pocket Princesses 233: Expedition
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I grew up in Arizona, so this is me in winter anywhere else but that doesn’t me from shopping at Sephora.
top reasons to get married
- Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
- love i guess
john mulaney ghostwrote this
waiting for the washing machine
Robert Downey Jr. & Gwyneth Paltrow attend the ‘Iron Man’ photocall at Hassler Hotel in Rome, Italy (April 23rd, 2008)
Oh God, this man is going to kill us all …….
This was funnier in my head.
If this was funnier in your head I have no idea how you’re still alive because I’m fucking dying.
acecomiccon: 😍 It was an honor having Hayley Atwell join us for #ACEComicCon Arizona. If you missed her panel, you can watch the entire thing right now on our Facebook page. (x)
that’s me!! waay over there
the justice league put on a scavenger hunt for the kids from the children’s cancer center of metropolis and it added 12 years to my life
when you want to let social media know you’re sad but you also remember your angles