Eiji Ohashi aka 大橋英児 (Japanese, b. 1955, Wakkanai, Hokkaido, Japan) – For years Eiji Ohashi has been capturing Japan through its lonely Vending Machines at Night and during Snowstorms. Photography
this is so incredibly valid … donald does the most for his lovable capitalist garbage uncle
(from a comic where scrooge has a book dropped on his head and becomes convinced he’s a chivalrous knight named Duck Quichotte and donald is his horse Sancho. story code: D 2008-291)
The lindorm is a creature from Nordic folklore, which has the stupidest name possible. Lind means snake and orm means snake, so it’s called snakesnake. Guess what it looks like.
They tended to curl around everything from treasures, towers or towns guarding whatever they considered valuable inside. If they were just a regular monster a knight or heroic man was needed to defeat it.
BUT sometimes it was a prince who had been cursed, and then a young woman willing to marry it was needed. On their wedding night when the lindorm asked her to remove her dress she’d ask it to shed it’s skin, and when the soft new skin was exposed she’d have to give it a good hard whipping, and when it was sobbing on the floor she’d bathe and cuddle it. This would lift the curse from the lindorm and it would turn into a beautiful prince.
So there you have it, a BDSM snakesnake.
kinky sneksnek
See this is why aftercare is important: curse removal.
What the gifs don’t convey is the soundtrack: the opening to Guns N Roses “Welcome to the Jungle.” Perf.
This movie was so fucking underrated. I blame the marketing. They tried to sell it as a face-off between Will Ferrell’s character and Brad Pitt’s, all because they didn’t want to spoil the twist: that Metro Man dies 10 minutes in. But it’s not that much of a twist, because the entire story is about what happens if the villain actually wins, and what makes a villain in the first place. I think it also got buried by Despicable Me, which came out at the same time, but this is infinitely superior.
Seriously, if you’ve never seen Megamind, go watch it right now.
the soundtrack? excellent. the voice acting? superb. the humor? diamonds. and the “true” villain? this movie has a pretty rad message to it.
it was absolutely buried by dispicable me, which had minions. the minions are marketable to a fault. all you have to do to sell something is slap a minion on it. megamind didn’t have an equivalent and it didn’t have steve carrell doing an annoying accent either.
they were presented as two versions of the same story archetype, but the reality is that dispicable me is a story about families and adoption, while megamind is a story about agency and identity. when marketed side by side as two attempts at a villain-is-actually-a-good-guy story, megamind looks like it fails to measure up; but they are actually two very different movies.
Harry (in an adorably bad English accent): Well, since we’re roommates, let’s get to know each other.
Thomas: What could we possibly have in common?
Harry: You’re probably right. For starters I have no knowledge of most sports.
Thomas: Ah, well, actually, same.
Harry: Most of the time I just prefer living with my head in the clouds.
Thomas: Same.
Harry: And a good portion of my life was spent living in the closet.
Thomas (excited): What the heck, same!
This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen omg.
[Setting: after S3 EP10, “Keep Calm and Flutter On”]
Discord: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Discord: *picks Fluttershy up*
Discord: I’ve only befriended Fluttershy for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Sandra Soapbox Cosplay 