guys. guys. this shit is AMAZING. it’s called “lazy & easy all in one cleanser.” ngl i bought it because of gudetama. but for real, after reading all the hype about korean beauty products i thought why the fuck not??? so i bought a few different things. i haven’t tried them all yet but wOW. this one. my skin! so soft! so clean!
and the coolest part was that i got it at cvs. they actually have a k beauty section. i was really surprised. my skin is sensitive af and i’ve had problems with breakouts since puberty started. this got my skin and pores cleaner than anything else i’ve tried and has the added benefit of not FLAYING THE FUCKING SKIN FROM MY FACE. you know that tight feeling your skin gets after you use one of those products that is just too harsh for your skin? nope. none of it.
i followed it up with jj young pore perfecting multi cream. also awesome. my skin has been soft (and not oily!!!) all day. like holy shit do you know how oily my skin is? this shit is FUCKING SPECTACULAR.
i’m not writing a review exactly or telling you to go buy it. i’m just really excited lmao.
Because spiders get wasted on caffeine and do these bizarre, kinda shitty webs. (Compared to what they normally spin, I mean, I’m not shaming those poor spiders.)
I feel like this has fic potential, esp if Peter liked coffee and/or soda pre-spiderbite and figured out real quick he had to cut cold turkey after waking up and I dunno, his room is covered in weird webs or a night of webslinging he only vaguely remembers, which results in migraines and some confused friends when they see him suffering from withdrawal.
Sandra Soapbox Cosplay 