FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES
And friendly reminder that Eowyn was a ‘no man’, who killed the Witch-king, because Tolkien thought that Shakespeare missed another opportunity with entire ‘no man of woman born’ prophecy.
You’re the child of two of the most powerful evil villains in the world. You turn 18 and have to tell them you are the hero’s sidekick and that’s why you’re almost never home.