i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”
Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”
“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”
*prolonged silence* “oh my…”
“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”
*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”
Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”
The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.
Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:
I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.
This was intended for @adorkablejojo for her bachelorette party but she already have it. At the time, I been putting off going to the mall to return it and my 14 day return policy has been long gone. What do I do? Improvise! Team Future Mrs. Z? Sounds like a name of an awesome band. #bacheloretteparty #sash #crafts #teambride #bridemaids #bridesquadgoals #bridesquad (at Phoenix, Arizona)
I stumbled upon this ballet mime guide the other day. It’s really neat. When I first started watching ballet, I really struggled to understand anything the dancers were “saying”. This would’ve been helpful back then.
Reblogging an old personal favourite because it is one of my most popular posts ever.
…. I really must have started ballet young because it literally never occurred to me that this wasn’t obvious. *facepalm*
WHAT
This all seems pretty obvious to me too! I say after being surrounded by ballet my whole life.
Sandra Soapbox Cosplay 