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forgotten highlight of 2017: season 4 of sherlock was literally so bad that the fans that somehow still existed were completely convinced it was intentionally bad and there was gonna be a secret fourth episode that fixed everything
tell me again about how peggy carter never taught steve rogers how to fight?
you
clearly
aren’t
paying
enough
attention
dear
She taught Steve before he was big. She didn’t know (and if she had an idea, she definitely didn’t know for certain) that he was ever going to get big. She taught little Steve Rogers how to fight, because everyone else at basic training treated his presence like a joke, and because she was hands down the most qualified.
Or course Steve already knew how to fight, but he knew how to fight like a big muscular person, which he wasn’t. Most of his knowledge of fighting came from being hit by other people, by bigger people, by men. You can bet Bucky tried to teach him, but Bucky was big and strong and not qualified to know what would work best for STEVE.
Peggy Carter taught Steve to fight within his abilities, within his limitations, USING his size to his advantage. Be fast, be resourceful, bend your knees and get low and use their momentum against them, and when it gets serious fight dirty.
Peggy Carter taught Steve Rogers to fight like a woman, and that is why he always fucking wins.
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:
Filipino Recipes: Did you remember to saute the garlic and onion? add more garlic. don’t forget the soy sauce and the vinegar. Where’s the Magic Sarap??? Now, just let it simmer for like an hour. O, maghanda na diyan ng sawsawan!!!!
#i love in the last two gifs #how the women who gal touches #immediately look as if they’ve been blessed by god
God I’m so fucking gay for her
reblog if you, too, would like to get engagement photos wth gal gadot
When I ever get engaged and a photographer ask how I want my engagement photos to look, I would show these pictures of Gal Gadot with other women like “Can you make us look like them?”
It’s kinda messy but I’ve been wanting to draw Scrooge in the white spats from the original NES game, so here we go. Pose mostly from the walk cycle in it or Remastered, though I couldn’t get the near arm to work so I just stuck it behind him since he always does that anyway >_> Reds, blues, and oranges sampled from the sprite itself, though specific shades altered as needed.
Sidenote the first: You ever notice how he only uses the cane to walk about 2% of the time
Sidenote the second: Have you ever watched the walk cycle in Remastered? I mean look at this cute:
Sandra Soapbox Cosplay 