DONALD DUCK IS THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS AND THAT IS A CERTIFIED EVERYTHINGDUCKTALES FACT
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Tony Stark: Remember, no tricks, no lies, no trouble!
Johnny Storm, Peter Parker and Kid Loki simultaneously: Yes Mr. Stark!
Tony Stark: I wasn’t talking to you. [glares at Steve Rogers]
WOOOOO! Reblog if only to protect yourself from feeling down this Christmas Day(:
Seasons Greetings my dudes!
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Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf – it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” – meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.
Another good post to read for those writing small human characters.
My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said, “Mommy, there’s a knight behind the bush.” I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes, “Listen. Do you hear it? It’s night behind the bush.” It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brains are incredible.
My little bean knows she’s two, constantly saying proudly ‘I’m two!’ And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said ‘oh shiiiit. She’s three.’ I almost screamed.
I live in Korea and have a lot of international friends, and the same is true with language barriers in adults.
*Looking at a bowl of pears* “Can you please pass me the… apple’s friend?”
i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language
but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel
and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”
you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”
i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?
We don’t and trust me, watching it in a dubbed movie is hilarious.
honestly it would be nice if 2018 was just… a good year
“Uncle Scrooge, let’s go outside!”
“Nah, pals, i’m outta it. Be good kids and go play by yourself.”
“You are just afraid to lose a snowball fight!”
“Watch you tongue, kiddo, you are talking to the king of Klondike here!
I just want a fair fight.”And then he’ve lost to a bunch of kids but that’s quite another story =)
Well, Merry Christmas to everyone!