Me: I love fanfiction with slow burn and slow built relationships, I love the pining and I want to wait 1628 chapters and three eternity before they get their shit together and end up dating
Also me, two lines into the fanfiction: WHY DON’T THEY JUST KISS OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING IT’S SO OBVIOUS THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER! JUST KISS ALREADY!!!
Bat: *screams, bites the shirt we’re using to carry him outside, hisses, refuses to stop biting the shirt so we have to just leave it and the shirt outside*
In my first year of uni, I had a three hour gap between classes (and the next day the longest break I’d have would be 15mins, wtf?). Fortunately, it was part of an entertainment precinct, so I’d got to the museum or one of the art galleries or the state library. I could probably have gone to the movies if I wanted to. Our uni was in a great location.
heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school
literally no one
an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom
person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?
me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee
person: alright good luck
actual highschool party I’ve been to
person: I brought beer!
people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh
person: want some?!?!
Me: no I don’t drink
person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA
On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.
6th period math:
friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?
me: nah I’m good.
friend: cool.
Lunch
Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??
Us: not really
Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here
Guy: do you want a cigarette?
Me: I don’t smoke
Guy: good, don’t start
(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)
Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol
The last one
Adults would rather believe drugs are caused by peer pressuring teens rather than horrible situations developing kids are put into that drive them to seek out any sort of relief they can find. They don’t want to believe that they themselves are driving kids to do drugs.
Want teens to do less drugs? Provide accessible and cheap (or free) mental health support, get kids out of abusive situations, and use education rather than fear mongering when trying to deter teens.
This is more of a personal opinion, but I think legalizing weed would significantly reduce the use of harder, more dangerous drugs.
Bucky – just literally freeze yourself for a year to avoid inconveniences
Tony – bulid like 117383 weaponized suits instead of seeking professional help for dealing w/ mental disorders
Odin – just. sleep for a billion years who gives a fuck we’re all gonna die anyways
Steve – punch some bags real hard cause dealing w anger issues would make you angry
i’m odin, put yours in the tags!
Clint (Matt Fraction version)- Try your best to avoid all adult responsibilities by shutting down, but in doing so, somehow adopt a disabled pet, a troubled youth sidekick, and an entire building of struggling tenants. Also start a war with Russin mobsters. Also dissappoint all the romantic interests you’ve ever had, and never get around to fixing mundane things re: pants, elevator, doing dishes etc. #killingit
Elspeth Beard, shortly after becoming the first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle. Her journey took 3 years and covered 48,000 miles.
Uh, just as a warning to anyone out there attracted to women: the other photos of her that exist are at least equally as hot, which is fucking terrifying.
This woman could ride up to me, take of the helmet and dramatically shake out her hair, and ask me to leave my life behind to run away adventuring with her
She is also an architect who lives in a Victorian water tower, and a more recent photo (still with a bike!) shows that at about 60 years old she is *still* just as beautiful.
Sandra Soapbox Cosplay 