Who was the most innocent president? Lincoln because he’s in a cent
Ant Man & The Wasp | Scott did what he had to do to rescue Janet, but felt guilty about what Jimmy suffered as a result. So…
tag yourself: bad marvel coping mechanisms
are you:
- Bucky – just literally freeze yourself for a year to avoid inconveniences
- Tony – bulid like 117383 weaponized suits instead of seeking professional help for dealing w/ mental disorders
- Odin – just. sleep for a billion years who gives a fuck we’re all gonna die anyways
- Steve – punch some bags real hard cause dealing w anger issues would make you angry
i’m odin, put yours in the tags!
if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
- it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 – Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 – Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 – The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 – Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 – Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.
309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme
Evangelation
There’s also
855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?
This is wonderful
TFW you read a bunch of fanfiction and start to forget actual canon
If this isn’t us
just tag marvel next time
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