cookie-sheet-toboggan:

why i stan ryan reynolds’s deadpool

negasonic teenaged warhead (comics): a white goth without a love interest

ryan reynolds: she’s a biracial goth with a lovely japanese girlfriend

russell collins (comics): a buff blond blue-eyed american

ryan reynolds: he’s a chubby polynesian māori kid from new zealand

domino (comics): She’s white with a black tattoo around her eye

ryan reynolds: she’s black with a vitiligo patch around her eye

vanessa carlysle (comics): implied american

ryan reynolds: we’ll cast an actress who’s originally from brazil

shatterstar (comics): white

ryan reynolds: asian

blind al (comics): white

ryan reynolds: black

deadpool (comics): a pansexual canadian

ryan reynolds: i sure am!! …i mean, he sure is!

carryon-doctor-lock:

I just realized something

John Mulaney and Matt Murdock are one in the same. Two catholic boys who are fucking done with everything and everyone.

Think about it:

Karen, in Defenders: are you done with the vigilante life?

Matt:

“Didn’t a building fall on you?

Matt:

“But you’re blind.”

Matt:

Just Matt in general:

Ur welcome

cptsteven:

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.